trickunicorn asked
they're anonymous because they're all your sockpuppets but you're too lazy to log in to all the different accounts

Who told you?!?! Was it Isaac????

Anonymous asked
It's Anonymous because it drives you crazy.

SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD

Anonymous asked
What you say?!

Someone set us up the bomb.

WHY IS THIS ASK ANONYMOUS, SERIOUSLY? IS THERE SOMEONE OUT THERE ON THE INTERNET WHO IS TOO ASHAMED TO ASK ABOUT MEMES

Anonymous asked
What's your favorite meme?

ALL YOUR BASE

Splonic the Hedgehog
too fast for the naked eye
splonic the hedgehog
splonic
he can really move
splonic
he’s got an attitude
splonic
HE COMES

Splonic the Hedgehog

too fast for the naked eye

splonic the hedgehog

splonic

he can really move

splonic

he’s got an attitude

splonic

HE COMES

My mother-in-law was at the state fair and happened by the Republican table in the commercial building, where they were selling these Dr. Seuss parody books. As a elementary school librarian, she objected to Dr. Seuss being used this way and got into a discussion with the volunteer behind the table; eventually, he got tired of talking to her and just gave her this book. She gave it to me, because she knows how much I love weird junk like this.

I read it anddddd…..well, to give credit where it’s due, it’s not all that bad.  I completely disagree with the politics, but this is a fairly decent imitation of Seuss’s style. The rhymes are mostly pretty good, they scan well, none of that weird unintuitive sentence structure crap that shitty poets use to force rhymes when they can’t figure out how to end a line.

There’s also a few clever little bits, like replacing the Once-ler with the Onepercentzler. Which is kind of funny, even if it doesn’t make sense since they’re trying to portray the character as a beleaguered small business owner rather than a billionaire, but whatevs.

More interesting, notice that line about factories being sent to China? Don’t worry, this book was MADE WITH PRIDE IN oh

Fat

Gradually, my tumblr dashboard is turning into just photos of fat girls in various state of undress and I could not be more happy.

The day that I finally manage to eliminate all news and pop culture detritus from my feed will be the best day. From then on, I’ll be blind and deaf to the changing of seasons, like a crazy old grandpa who does nothing but listen to his own prejudices blasted back at him from right wing news outlets, never letting the light of contrary opinions create unwelcome furrows in his ever-smoothening brain, until all I know is the endless, rolling waves of flesh and coy smiles of my online blubber harem.

FATTY WANK, I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU

NO WAIT WHY WOULD I WISH THAT

I THINK WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS I WISH I COULD CONSUME MORE OF YOU, ENDLESSLY, FOR ALL ETERNITY, LIKE THE DISGUSTING HEDONIST AMERICAN STEREOTYPE I AM 

dobescrusher:

brightfiremorelikebuttfire:

bogleech:

Okay so like the last Scooby Doo series, Mystery Inc, was hilariously witty, remarkably dark, created a sci-fi horror mythos actually explaining why a talking dog exists and why criminals keep dressing up as monsters, and while the character lineart could have been better, it was a pretty beautiful cartoon to look at.

Now the next new Scooby Doo series is being made by some of the same people who worked on Family Guy and fuckin Brickleberry who are bragging about how much more grown up and less “campy” they think their series is going to be and look at those godawful hideous Seth Mcfarlane looking butt scribbes

Cartoon Network I have come to expect so much better

This looks like some GoAnimate shit. :I

Mystery Incorporated was practically a masterpiece, why can’t we have more of that, it had the perfect balance of everything.

Why would they disavow campiness for a Scooby Cartoon? It’s all about campiness!

Gradually, I think we’re getting to the point where all television  will be Seth MacFarlane. It will just be a 24 hour loop of Seth MacFarlane saying the word RAPE in various funny voices like a weird numbers channel.

subtlefeeder:

You said you wanted me to gain a little weight….how’s this?  I can gain more if you really want me to

I would like you to C:

subtlefeeder:

You said you wanted me to gain a little weight….how’s this?  I can gain more if you really want me to

I would like you to C: