Who told you?!?! Was it Isaac????
SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD
Someone set us up the bomb.
WHY IS THIS ASK ANONYMOUS, SERIOUSLY? IS THERE SOMEONE OUT THERE ON THE INTERNET WHO IS TOO ASHAMED TO ASK ABOUT MEMES
ALL YOUR BASE
Gradually, my tumblr dashboard is turning into just photos of fat girls in various state of undress and I could not be more happy.
The day that I finally manage to eliminate all news and pop culture detritus from my feed will be the best day. From then on, I’ll be blind and deaf to the changing of seasons, like a crazy old grandpa who does nothing but listen to his own prejudices blasted back at him from right wing news outlets, never letting the light of contrary opinions create unwelcome furrows in his ever-smoothening brain, until all I know is the endless, rolling waves of flesh and coy smiles of my online blubber harem.
FATTY WANK, I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU
NO WAIT WHY WOULD I WISH THAT
I THINK WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS I WISH I COULD CONSUME MORE OF YOU, ENDLESSLY, FOR ALL ETERNITY, LIKE THE DISGUSTING HEDONIST AMERICAN STEREOTYPE I AM