Are they being voraciously consumed by zaftig barbarian women? Then I am vehemently FOR THEM.
Tumblr is amazing in that it can make me go from HEY, THAT’S A PRETTY COOL, CLEVER PICTURE to GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS PIECE OF SHITTY SHIT EVER AGAIN, FUCK YOU GO AWAY FOREVER in less than a day.
I often do! XD
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
The year was 2014, the president was the divine Miss Sarah bernhardt, and all over America people were doing a dance called THE FUNKY GRANDPA! OH I’M THE Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Now my work here is done! I must return to my home planet.
(agouti died on his way back to his home planet)
I eat eat mustard greens, karela and bad-tasting medicine.